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It was pretty good. It could have been better, obviously, a lot of things "could be better" and this is one of them. First off: stickfigures. I don't know why, and don't hate me because of it, but the stickfigure scenes just weren't very good to me. Another thing was the preloader game. It blew. Hard. And you didn't even have any peglegs.
On a more positive note, the music was awesome, the speedboats were cool, and the fact that this is a pirate collab were awesome. you get 8 stars from me, and a 4/5 on the actual votey-thingy.
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Thanks for the review. :3
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"Angry PM's will be laughed at"... priceless.
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Why is Zafo eggplantman?
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Blows hard. Oh wait, the animation on SOME of them was good. And that one part was pretty cool. With the explosion and the PWATOO! by that one guy.
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It's funny because Daisy wasted Weegee in the balls. Now he'll sound like Link.
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But there's a few things wrong with it. For starters, the gravity is really wierd, You throw him quite hard and he just stops in midair and falls, which is kind of wierd. Another thing, it's kind of pointless, I know that it would be hard to give it a point but you could at the very least put in some kind of score system, even if you don't get anything for it. Otherwise, it's very good, especially for your first physics thing. 5/10 from me, and keep trying. You could get very good at flash if you stay at it.
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yeah well my new one is gonna be more awesome tho
im working on the spikes and stuff
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He MS painted them to death? If it was that simple, why not just open multiple tabs in Firefox and click close when it asks if you wanna close it? WHY?! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!
Random ramblings aside, it was very well done. You get a 4/5 from me.
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It really wasn't very good. I mean, I'm all down for the exessive violence and all, but a lot of them were just stupid. You get a solid 2 from me.
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I couldn't help but notice all of the Dramatica/4chan memes that you managed to cram in there. Good job.
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Wow, it took three of you to come up with that? You are really really tallented, huh? By the way, that was sarcasm. I fugured your unbelievably small IQs wouldn't be able to figure that out so I helped you out a bit.
A zero from me, but that's only because it wasn't really very good. Not just because it wasn't a game like that silly person a few reviews below me said, but because it just wasn't good. Tha animation was terrible, what was it, two frames and the preloader? The best part of it was the music, you get one star for that.
Have a nice day.
Jam-Bot
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have a fucked up life
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